is always here with you....

[thethreatofrain]

So how many of you missed me then?

It was my birthday the other day (thanks a f**king lot) and I was listening to the Tones and remembered my old days on this board.

Ah, the nostalgia.

Hang on, my memories are shit. Nevermind.

Anyway, thanks for my birthday wishes. Oh wait, no-one knows or cares I exist on here.

Nevermind the buzzcocks. I mean, bull-shit.

I fully expect to wait 7 months for any kind of response.

[oneofthethree]

you weren't on the fucking board you daft cunt, how could we wish you happy birthday?

there, does that make you feel better.

[thethreatofrain]

that was the quickest 7 months of my life

[philip]

Were you the wolves fan?

[starbug]

I think he was raised by wolves in Qatar.

[thethreatofrain]

I am still the Wolves fan.

And you could say I was raised in Qatar, even though I was raised in Wolverhampton. Easy to confuse the two, there are equal number of Muslims in both places.

The reason this fact is bad in England is that QATAR STATE CENSORSHIP BOARD PROHIBITS CRITICISM OF ISLAM. Thank you for your co-operation, please collect your severed hand from 15, Al Wak.....

[philip]

hello sir,have you been to moraira lately and seen the cock shaped fish statue!